This is not someone caught in the act of an alien autopsy. It is someone caught in the act of torturing a tiny human - me. Let me describe this "bath time" for you: A gigantic person wakes you from a nap, strips you naked and proceeds to cover you in slimy liquid, at which point they replace the slimy liquid with some stuff that looks like clear urine and then and then and then... actually I forget what happened after that because I totally had a meltdown. I'm sorry. My therapist will one day tell me I've blocked out the memory to preserve my sanity. On the plus side I don't smell like pee anymore.
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