I read a story about a turtle that was rescued from an oil spill in Mexico in the '80s and transplated to the US Gulf Coast and he was living a happy middle-aged turtle life until a whole other spill endangered his life and this is the face I make when I think about that. I relate a lot to turtles because I sort of look like one but even if I didn't I'd make this face at anyone who works for BP, or Halliburton, or that other company that made the crappy oil platform. I'd also make this face at Sarah Palin. And Derek Jeter. And my stewards for taking me to a sushi restaurant when I just wanted to nap on some boobs. You won't make that mistake again, will you?
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