Here's another thing we don't have in the city: orange newts! It's like something out of a sci-fi movie, or a children's book written by an old British man who puts Dilaudid in his tea. I asked if we could take him home and name him Gingrich but my dad says it's not nice to take animals home unless those animals are dogs or cats, which don't have natural environments. I asked him, What about gerbils and parrots? But he told me that's a pet store gray area he's not willing to get into at this juncture.
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