Day 142/143: Top o' the mornin', sir

Well, hello there, chaps! Fancy a shoe shine, sir? Can I fetch you a newspaper, guv'ner?

Wait - you don't get it? I'm auditioning for a role in a Martin Scorsese period piece. I think I could play a delightful scamp.

Was it the stainless steel dishwasher and wine fridge that gave me away?