Day 602: When Life Gives You Lemons...

...Obviously, you eat them. This has differing and conflicting effects on a person.

On the one hand: tasty!

On the other hand: Bitter!



















The jury remains out on this matter.

Day 601: Off to Florida

Well, Charlotte was fun but it's time to head to Florida for a week of presents and swimming in the pool at Mama and Papa's house. What does that have to do with wearing this helmet? Nothing! I just like the picture. That's Dad's helmet. I just like to wear it sometimes. Hopefully he'll come visit us in Florida soon once he's done whatever it is he's doing in Utah. Utah -- that's kind of a funny name for a state. It almost sounds better backwards. Hatu!

Days 597-600: Hello, Charlotte!

I'd never heard of Charlotte before yesterday but its grocery stories have these sweet cars instead of shopping carts, so I'm already a fan. Mom and I flew in yesterday for Auntie Stephanie's graduation. Congratulations, Auntie. Let's celebrate with some cheese sticks.

Day 596: Thanks, Brian!

I had fun at your sweet house and botanical garden last weekend. My only complaint is that you don't have any pet bears around. Please find some for my next visit. Also, tell Buddy I miss him. I love that puppy!

Day 595: Boo Hoo

This is just mean -- putting me in a snowsuit without openings for my hands makes it VERY hard to play with peoples' phones.

Day 595: On Expanding the Palate

Parents are all about "taste" this and "try" that. I say, give me some goldfish crackers, a few chunks of apple, some Swedish meatballs, and a banana and I'd be just fine. But I'll humor you guys, sometimes. The other day Mom made green spaghetti. Aesthetically, it was a little weird. But you know what, it didn't taste half bad. Until I found out it was made out of pureed leaves. I didn't need to know that part.

Days 594-595: High Five, Yo!

I've got all kinds of tricks in my bag these days. Here's the high five, delivered with élan to my pal Leo. He's got some sweet hair.