2. Sayonara Casey James. I mean, seriously - how did that dude stick around so long? I recognize that he's good looking and all but I also wouldn't have peed on you if you told me he was a handsome middle-aged woman. Granted, I can only see a few inches in front of my face.
3. Thank god this pillow is here or I'd be all kinds of sideways right now.
4. My caretakers apparently got me a new present. It's called a Miracle Blanket. I love miracles! I heard someone say that I was a miracle, which I think means maybe I arrived on a ray of light emanating from the heavens. Or is a miracle the thing really tired people see in the desert? Speaking of the desert, I'm hungry.
No comments:
Post a Comment