I'm eating a lot of different foods these days -- bananas, pears, apples, carrots, sweet potatoes, rice cereal, crackers -- I even ate a meatball. Oh, and chicken! I ate chicken! (It was just okay.) But one of my favorite snacks is the remote control. I also like to eat iPhones, and table edges, and books, and the floor, and towels, and especially paper. Nothing is more delicious than a Con Ed bill, except maybe an issue of In Style. Yum!
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