My name is Charlie. I just got here. Follow along as I figure out exactly what the f&#k is going on.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Day 192: Crawling practice
So mom fooled me by getting out this yoga mat. I thought we were going to do yoga but instead it was crawling practice. She would place these tantalizing objects - a remote control! an iphone! - just out of reach and I had to try and get them. Only to get there you have to move and I can't move. So I didn't enjoy this very much. I tried to teleport them with my mind and that didn't work so I just giggled a minute, then got mad, put my head down and cried until someone picked me up. Works every time. I guess this is supposed to make me "crawl." We'l see about that.
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