Day 314: Ninja Baby

Hiiiii-ya! Have you ever wondered what I would look like if I was a sushi chef? Well, here is your answer. Now please keep your hands off of my water bottle or I will be forced to karate chop you.

Days 312-314: Your Customs Confuse Me

Oysters? I seriously don't get this. They are smelly, and slimy, and small and seem to require all sorts of condiments in order to be palatable. What's more, they cost a lot of money! You large people are very strange.

Day 311: Hi!

Not much time to write tonight but I just wanted to say, "HI!" I'm waving with two hands, even if you can't see one.

Day 310: Entrepreneurship

So I'm settling in here in Bernal Heights and to keep things fresh I decided to open a business. This is it here: Charlie's Cafe. We serve various milk products, served in bottles, as well as dozens of smoothies made out of bananas. We even have an ATM machine!

I'm kidding. But it's quite a coincidence, I thought, that this is like one block away from the place we're staying.

Day 309: Time Traveling

This was also last week, but I thought I'd share a little piece of history. That pointy house thing on top of the blue awning is where MOm used to live when she lived here in San Francisco, long before I was delivered by Fedex to Brooklyn. It's hard to tell from this photo, but up close it's sort of crumbly and old looking. She said something about having roommates but I wonder if that's just what she called the roaches.

By the way, yesterday was my 10 month birthday. Of course you all knew that already, and I'm sure you all sent gifts (maybe a hot tub? or a polar bear cub?) but I wasn't able to receive them because I'm not at home. That's okay, I'm sure the mailman will hold them for me.

Days 305-309: All Together Again!

Yay, for the first time in what seems like ages the whole family is together again. Mom came back on Friday, and Dad just got back today. He was in Mexico, which I guess is another country somewhere below Maryland. This picture is from last week, before they left, and San Francisco was sunny and beautiful. Today is more like the San Francisco that people complain about - gray and wet. But it's nice to have everyone home. Maybe tomorrow we can have Rice-a-Roni! I hear that's the San Francisco treat.

Days 303-304: San Francisco

The City by the Bay, here I come! Ok, maybe I'm here already, but I haven't had the chance to take an appropriate photos -- say of me recumbent bicycling across the Golden Gate Bridge, or taking a bath in a sourdough bread bowl full of chowder or leading a drum circle out on Baker Beach. I'm planning to spend a good chunk of days here, though I guess I'm on my own for the first couple. My parents are leaving me with some magicians out in the Haight while they go to L.A. Kidding! I'll be with my Aunts. And the kitty.